Bali's Rice Paddies: Unbelievable Cabin Lumbung Awaits!
Bali's Rice Paddies: Unbelievable Cabin Lumbung Awaits!
Bali's Rice Paddies: Unbelievable Cabin Lumbung Awaits! - A Review That's Less "Review" & More "Obsessive Rave"
Okay, so I'm back. From… Bali. Specifically, from a place called Bali's Rice Paddies: Unbelievable Cabin Lumbung Awaits! And let me tell you, the "Unbelievable" part? Not just marketing fluff. It's… well, it's practically an understatement. I'm still processing, TBH. So, buckle up, because this isn't your average, vanilla hotel review. This is… a confession. A love letter. A slightly manic recounting of an experience that's permanently etched itself onto my soul. (And yes, I’m still finding rice grains in my luggage.)
First, the Basics (because I'm trying to be objective):
Accessibility: Hoo boy. This is where things get a little… Bali-esque. While the website says there are facilities for disabled guests, I didn't specifically investigate. (I was too busy staring at rice paddies, you see.) My advice? Contact them DIRECTLY before booking and clarify specifics. The terrain is… well, let’s just say it's not flat everywhere. This might be a potential problem for some, definitely check.
Internet: They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet Access [LAN]. And, for the most part, it worked. Look, I'm a digital nomad (kinda), so I need my internet fix. There were moments where the signal dipped, you know, "Bali time," but that's kind of part of the charm, right? I'd give the internet a solid 4 out of 5 stars. More importantly the WiFi was also available in the public areas, so you are never far from connecting.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Sigh of Relief This is HUGE. Especially these days. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization between stays… it felt like a fortress of cleanliness. And the staff? Trained in safety protocol. I felt genuinely safe. Seriously, a weight lifted off my shoulders. Plus, they've got hand sanitizer everywhere, and individually-wrapped food options. They really get it.
- The fact that they offered Room sanitization opt-out available is even better, letting the guest adapt to their preferences and beliefs.
- I noted Cashless payment service, Contactless check-in/out, first aid kit and a doctor/nurse on call. It made me feel safe.
Rooms: My Own Little Lumbung Paradise Okay, let's get down to the good stuff. These Lumbung cabins? Forget "rooms." They're… cocoons of bliss. (Available in all rooms): Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Sofa, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. That is a very complete list!
- I specifically loved the extra long bed, and socket near the bed -- it's the little things!
- I'm obsessed with the bathtub, I can't wait to come back to use it, and the soundproofing was wonderful because there was a party that night.
The "Things to Do" / "Ways to Relax" Gambit:
Okay, let's be real. I didn't do a ton. Bali is, after all, about embracing the whole "chillax" vibe. But what I DID do? That's what matters.
Spa/Sauna: There's a spa! (Duh.) I splurged on a massage. Oh, the massage… I’m still floating. They also have a sauna and, supposedly, a steam room, but I was too busy getting my knots worked out to partake. (Priorities, people!) I'm going to plan my next trip solely around getting the Body scrub and Body wrap done.
Swimming Pool: There's a swimming pool [outdoor]. It's one of those Pool with view situations. You know, the kind that makes you want to scream, "I'M ON VACATION!" I spent a shameful amount of time just… floating. Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Fitness Center: Confession: I glanced at the Fitness center. Then I went back to the bar. Look, Bali is about balance, right? I will try to use the Gym/fitness on my return.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feed Me, Seymour!
This is a BIG one. Because, let's be honest, food is life. And the food was, in a word, phenomenal.
- Restaurants: There are several Restaurants, including one with Asian cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant. Both were fantastic. The Buffet in restaurant at breakfast was a revelation.
- Drinks: The Poolside bar is dangerous, folks. Happy hour… let's just say I'm still recovering. The Bottle of water was included, as was Coffee/tea in restaurant, but the cocktails… chef's kiss.
- What to eat: They had a variety of items on the menu, from Soup in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, and Desserts in restaurant.
- Alternative meal arrangement was easily accommodated. (I may have requested that the Breakfast in room be delivered at, um, lunchtime. Don't judge.)
Services and Conveniences: Because They Thought of Everything:
- Things I loved: Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace
- Stuff I Didn't Use (But Appreciated): Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Doorman, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Xerox/fax in business center. They really thought of everything.
For the Kids… and the Kid in All of Us:
- Family/child friendly. I didn't have kids with me, but I saw plenty of families having a blast. They had Babysitting service and Kids facilities.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- They offer Airport transfer! So, you arrive, and poof you're there. They also have Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, and Valet parking. Makes life easy.
The Quirks/Unique Touches (Stuff That Made It Special):
- The Atmosphere: It's not just a hotel. It's an experience. The vibe is relaxed, friendly, and authentic. The staff genuinely seem to care about your happiness. And the rice paddies… oh, the rice paddies! Waking up to that view is… transcendental.
- The Little Things: The welcome drink (delicious!). The scent of frangipani in the air. The friendly smiles of the staff. These little details made a HUGE difference.
- The Location: Secluded enough to feel like you're escaping the world but close enough to everything you might need.
My Emotional Rollercoaster (aka, The True Heart of This Review):
Okay, here's where I get real. I've traveled. A LOT. I've seen amazing places. But this place… this Bali's Rice Paddies: Unbelievable Cabin Lumbung Awaits!… it hit differently.
I arrived stressed, exhausted, and frankly, a bit jaded. (Work will do that to you.) I left feeling… renewed. Recharged. Genuinely happy.
The first morning, I woke up, opened the curtains, blinked in the sunlight,
Fontainebleau Dream: Chic Apartment with Terrace! ✨
Bali Babble: My Lumbung Love Affair (and Other Disasters)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to get a raw, unfiltered dose of my Bali adventure, specifically focused on the Lumbung cabin with that damn-near-pornographic rice field view. Prepare for a bumpy ride.
Day 1: Arrival & Agony of the Airport (and the Glorious View Begins)
- Morning (or what felt like a perpetual morning after 22 hours of travel): Landed at Denpasar. Dear God, the immigration lines. Felt like being herded like cattle. Seriously, someone needs to organize that chaos. My existential dread peaked here, a low hum of "am I really doing this?" echoing in my brain.
- Post-Immigration Meltdown (aka. the hunt for my driver): "Made? Made where are you?" My pre-booked driver. Turns out, he wasn't where I expected. Panic. Sweat. More existential questions. Eventually, a smiling guy with a name tag materialized – thank you, universe.
- The Drive: The drive was pretty incredible, even in the insane Bali traffic. Cattle, temples, scooters buzzing like angry wasps – an assault on the senses in the best way possible. My brain started to loosen up.
- Afternoon: Arrived at the Lumbung – Holy Mother of Rice Paddies! The Lumbung itself. Okay, take a deep breath. Here's where things got real. That view. Seriously, the photos don't do it justice. It swallowed me whole. I plonked my bags down, and just… stared. It felt like I had been looking for this my whole life. The air smelled of frangipani and wet earth, and the only sound was the gentle rustle of rice stalks. Pure, unadulterated bliss. (I almost cried… almost.)
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Lumbung Orientation & Attempted Relaxation. Wandered around like an idiot, taking a million pictures. Tried to meditate on the porch. Failed. The drone of cicadas was too distracting. Ordered room service: Nasi Goreng. Perfect. Fell asleep watching the sunset paint the rice fields gold. Utter, blissful, jetlagged oblivion.
Day 2: Rice Field Rambles & Mosquito Mayhem (and maybe a mini-meltdown)
- Morning: Sunrise Stunned Silence: Woke up with the sun blazing. That view again. I swear, it changes every hour. Coffee on the porch. Total and utter silence, save for the occasional bird chirp. This is what I came for!
- Mid-Morning: Rice Field Walkabout - A Little Too Overenthusiastic: Thought I’d get adventurous, take a walk through the rice fields. Wrong. First, I got lost almost immediately – the paths are a labyrinth! Second, I discovered my unfortunate aversion to mud. I sank up to my ankles. My shoes are still recovering. Third, the mosquitos. They were relentless, and I am now COVERED in bites. (Note to self: DEET. Bring more DEET.)
- Afternoon: Spa Day (and the Curse of the Over-Enthusiastic Masseuse): Back to the Lumbung for a massage. Ah, peace! Or so I thought. The masseuse, bless her heart, was… intense. Like, Olympic-weightlifting-level intense. I yelped more than I relaxed. My muscles are screaming.
- Evening: Romantic Dinner (Me, Myself, & a Bottle of Wine): Decided to treat myself to dinner in the Lumbung’s little restaurant. Ordered the grilled fish and a bottle of local wine. The fish was delicious, the wine was… drinkable, and the evening? Magical. Sat and watched the fireflies dance over the rice fields, while the world melted away. It was perfection. (And yes, I shed a tear or two. Shut up.)
Day 3: Ubud Escape & Monkey Business (and the looming threat of food poisoning)
- Morning: Heartbreaking Goodbye to the view. Checked out and headed to Ubud.
- Mid-Morning: Ubud – Okay, Ubud is a vibe. Crazy traffic (again!). Visited the Monkey Forest. The monkeys are adorable and terrifying. They steal everything. My sunglasses are gone. I made it through unscathed, except for the psychic trauma.
- Afternoon: Lunch at a warung (small Indonesian family-owned restaurant). The food was delicious… or so I thought. Currently, I'm experiencing some serious stomach grumbles. (Cross fingers, toes, and anything else that can be crossed that it's just a mild case of travel tummy.)
- Evening: Back at my new hotel. Avoiding the buffet. Drinking ginger tea. Praying to the porcelain god for mercy.
Day 4: Reflections, Regrets, & Rice Field Revisions.
- All Day: Spent most of the day in my hotel room recovering. Thinking about Bali, the Lumbung, and life in general. I'm not sure what it all means, but I know I'm changed.
- Evening: If I could, I would go back to the Lumbung and spend ALL my time there. The monkeys and mud and masseuses all worth it for THAT view. Bali's given and Bali's taken, but I'd say, it's been more good than bad. I will never forget the Lumbung or its magic. I'm already planning my return. Just need to find my sunglasses first… and maybe develop a serious mosquito combat strategy. And for god's sake, bring some good Dramamine.
(End of Transmission. Bali, you magnificent, chaotic, mosquito-infested beast, you got to me. And I wouldn't have it any other way.)
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Bali Rice Paddies: Before You Book That Lumbung (Seriously, Think Twice... or Thrice!)
Okay, so… what *is* a Lumbung exactly? And why is everyone so obsessed?
Sounds dreamy! What’s the *actual* experience like, though? Spoilers are welcome.
**Let me paint you a picture:** * **The Bamboo:** Gorgeous, right? Until it creaks. All. Night. Long. Every rustle of a leaf sounded like someone was climbing into my room. * **The Bathroom:** Outdoor showers are trendy, I get it. But when the "outdoor" part includes insects the size of my thumb… nah. Just, nah. * **The WiFi:** Pray to the WiFi gods. I spent half my stay tethered to my phone, desperately clinging to any semblance of connectivity. #digitaldetoxfail. * **The "Authenticity":** Look, I love a dose of local culture. But “authentic” doesn’t always translate to “comfortable.” Think: hard beds, basic amenities, and occasionally… power outages.
But…BUT… when the sun dips behind the rice terraces, painting the sky in those insane hues of orange and purple? And you’re drinking a Bintang, feeling the cool breeze? It's hard to complain. Sometimes.
Location, location, location! Where should I actually *stay* in the rice paddies? Any specific areas that are a must?
What kind of Lumbung should I be looking for? Luxury? Budget? Somewhere in between? (Help!)
My *personal* advice? Somewhere in the middle. Unless you’re a hardcore adventurer (or independently wealthy), a little comfort goes a long way. Trust me. I've learned the value of a proper bed the hard way.
Those pesky downsides… What SHOULD I pack to avoid the Lumbung from hell?
Food, glorious food! Where do you *eat* when you're staying in a Lumbung?
* **Eat at the Lumbung (Sometimes):** If they offer a decent menu, great. But check reviews first. You might get stuck with the same options night after night. * **Explore Local Warungs:** Venture out! Find a nearby "warung" (small, local restaurant). These are where you'll find the *real* Bali. Just be prepared for the occasional spicy surprise. * **Stock Up on Snacks:** Seriously. Pack some granola bars, fruit, or whatever keeps you going. You might be a bit isolated.
**My most memorable food experience?** One time, I ordered a meal from the Lumbung and it never arrived. Turns out the kitchen was closed. I ended up wandering the rice paddies in the dark, starving and slightly hysterical, until I found a local family who were kind enough to share some of their dinner. Talk about authentic! (And incredibly humbling).
Okay, spill the tea. What’s *your* worst Lumbung experience? Give us all the juicy details!
First off, it was HOT. No AC. Just a sad, wheezing fan that seemed to redirect the heat directly *onto* me. Then there were the *bugs.* I’m talking giant, prehistoric-looking beetles that flew around my head all night. And the outdoor shower… well, let's just say I'm pretty sure a family of frogs took up residence in the drain.
But the *worst* part? The plumbing. The water pressure was non-existent. And one morning… I swear I'm not making this up… the toilet overflowed. Yes. Overflowed. And the tiny, flimsy toilet paper that was provided? Completely useless. Let's just say it was a "memorable" morning. And the "romantic view?" Obstructed by a very large, very noisy chicken coop. I spent the majority of the trip plotting my escape. It was pure chaos and I felt like I was in a comedy show.
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