Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: English Resotel Nakhon Si Thammarat!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: English Resotel Nakhon Si Thammarat!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because we’re about to dive headfirst into the Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: English Resotel Nakhon Si Thammarat! – and let me tell you, after spending a week there, "unbelievable" isn't just hyperbole, my friends. It's… well, it's pretty darn close. Let's be perfectly honest, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot from a hotel in Nakhon Si Thammarat. Let's just say my previous experiences with Thai hotels haven't exactly been… luxurious. More like, "functional." But this place? This place is different.
First, the Big Kahuna: Accessibility, Safety & Cleanliness (Because, You Know, the World is a Mess)
Okay, so I'm not in a wheelchair, but I always appreciate a hotel that gets accessibility. The English Resotel seems to genuinely care. They list Facilities for disabled guests, which already scores them points. The elevator is a godsend (believe me, after a day of exploring, my legs are NOT my best friends). The whole vibe just feels… safe. And in today's world? That's priceless.
Cleanliness and Safety is at Maximum!: Before you even think about checking in, they've got you covered. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Professional-grade sanitizing services – they aren't messing around. They are basically fighting off invisible monsters for you. And the staff? They're trained to handle it all. Seeing the staff trained in safety protocol gave me a surprisingly big dose of peace. I saw them meticulously sanitizing EVERYTHING. And they even offer a Room sanitization opt-out available if you're, you know, a germaphobe who trusts you.
The Hygiene Certification: I saw it, I believed it, and I didn't spend the entire trip twitching.
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Check. No crowds breathing down my neck. Bliss.
Hand sanitizer, First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call: Yep. And yes, I did accidentally slice my finger on a pineapple. They got me fixed up stat.
Cashless payment service: Modern problems require modern solutions, right?
Getting Around, & Some Minor Quibles
- **Car park [free of charge], **Car park [on-site], Valet parking: I had a rental car, and parking was a piece of cake. Seriously, a *free* one? Score!
- Airport transfer and Taxi service: Don't worry about the hassle of getting to/from the airport. But this is where a slight imperfection shows. They do offer Car power charging station for electric cars. Not super helpful for me, but a nice touch overall.
- Bicycle parking: I didn't bike, but it's there which is helpful, for the local community and tourists.
Rooms That Make You Go "Ahhhhh" (And Maybe Sleep Too Long)
Okay, let's talk rooms. I stayed in a… I think it was a "deluxe something-or-other." It was huge. Like, "could-practically-hold-a-dance-party-in-here" huge.
- Free Wi-Fi (yes!) and Internet access – wireless. Seriously, it worked everywhere, including the pool.
- Air conditioning (duh, it's Thailand), and Blackout curtains (essential for sleeping in).
- Additional toilet. Saved my marriage. (No, I'm kidding… mostly).
- Bathtub: Perfect for soaking after a long day.
- Complimentary tea and Coffee/tea maker: You're speaking my language.
- Desk, Laptop workspace: I actually did some work. Shocking, I know.
- Bathrobes, Slippers. The little things that make a hotel feel fancy.
- Mini bar: Always a winner.
- Extra long bed the best bed I've ever slept in.
- Sofa: Perfect for being lazy.
- In-room safe box: I put my passport and some cash in there.
- Fridge: I can chill my waters and juices, and not worry about spoilage.
- Safety/security feature: Feeling secured,
- Towels: Clean and fluffy.
- Window that opens: Nice for some fresh air, if you want it. Some rooms have Soundproofing and Soundproof rooms: But honestly, it's Thailand, so it's not like you'll be bothered by noise.
- Alarm clock: to get out of the bed on time.
- Satellite/cable channels: Not the most used, but at least you have it.
- Bathroom phone: If you want to call a plumber on the phone
And here's a minor niggle – the TV selection wasn't superb. But honestly, I wasn't there to watch TV.
Dining, Drinking and Snacking (My Favorite Subject)
Okay, let's get real. I'm a foodie. And the English Resotel did. Not. Disappoint.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Absolutely. Incredible. Pancakes, omelets, and all kinds of deliciousness. A spread with Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and various Alternative meal arrangement as well.
- Restaurants, Coffee shop, Poolside bar, Bar. Plenty of choice, whether you want a casual meal or a fancy cocktail.
- Room service [24-hour] – let's just say I indulged a few times.
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Salad in restaurant all available.
- Happy hour is always a good time.
- Desserts in restaurant , Soup in restaurant, and Coffee/tea in restaurant: All delicious.
- Bottle of water: Essential for staying hydrated in the heat
- Snack bar: Helpful when you are hungry or bored and want to eat something at any time.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant: The food was incredibly fresh and flavorful. They also have Vegetarian restaurant.
Ways to Relax (Because, Duh, It's a Vacation)
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool is gorgeous, and the Pool with view is something you can't miss. I spent a ridiculous amount of time in the pool. Pure bliss.
- Spa: Body scrub, Body wrap, Sauna, Steamroom, and Massage.
- Fitness center: If you are into a gym.
- Gym/fitness: If you are into a gym.
- Foot bath: Perfect at this hotel!
Services and Conveniences (They Thought of Everything!)
- Concierge: Super helpful with finding tours and restaurants.
- Daily housekeeping: The rooms were always spotless.
- Laundry service and Dry cleaning: Big win, especially if you're traveling light.
- Business facilities: Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, and Audio-visual equipment for special events. Looks like they fully handle corporate events.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Gift/souvenir shop.
- Elevator: Essential for me.
- Front desk [24-hour]: always helpful.
- Luggage storage: Never worry about losing your luggage.
- Safety deposit boxes: To keep your belongings safe.
- Smoking area: If you are this kind of person.
- Terrace: To chill outside.
- Air conditioning in public area: Always nice.
- Contactless check-in/out.
Now, the Anecdote That Will Seal the Deal:
My first afternoon, I was sprawled by the pool, sipping something fruity, and feeling like a total king. Suddenly, a torrential downpour started. I thought, "Oh, great, stuck inside." But then, I saw a staff member running towards me with a giant umbrella. He literally escorted me, soaking wet and all, across the pool to the bar. No big deal for him, but for me? Pure, unadulterated five-star service. It's that level of attention to detail that makes this place special.
For the Kids
I didn't have kids with me, but if I did, I'd feel confident.
- Babysitting service: Very helpful to parents.
- Family/child friendly: Seems to be.
- Kids meal.
The Verdict?
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: English Resotel Nakhon Si Thammarat! is more than a hotel. It's an experience. It's the kind of place where you can truly relax, be pampered, and feel safe. It's a place where every detail is considered, and the staff genuinely cares about your well-being.
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Nakhon Si Thammarat: The Absolutely Human Itinerary (with Bonus Meltdown Moments)
(Disclaimer: I'm writing this before I've even left my chaotic apartment, so future-me is probably already throwing things. Expect delays, detours, and the inevitable language barrier face-plants.)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic
- Morning (aka the Anxiety-Fueled Pre-Flight Ritual): Okay, coffee. Two, okay THREE. I need all the caffeine to survive the Bangkok airport. Packing? Did I pack enough? Did I even pack? Oh god, I forgot my travel toothbrush. This is clearly a sign. Maybe I should just stay in bed…
- Afternoon (aka The Flight and the First Impressions) : The flight was…fine. Uneventful. Which, let's be honest, is the best you can hope for. Finally, arrived to Nakhon Si Thammarat by plane, which was a breeze once I navigated security, and the crowds of families. The air felt heavy with humidity, the heat was definitely a shock from the air conditioning.
- Late Afternoon (aka Resotel Reconnaissance and the "Where's the Pool?" Meltdown): Got to the Resotel. Pictures online lied a little. (Don't they always?). It's nice enough, clean-ish, the lobby is swanky and modern. The room, eh, it'll do. My glorious pool view is somewhat obstructed by a tree that's probably older than me. Okay, breathe. This is Thailand. It's supposed to be an adventure! But where's the pool? And why can't I find a single English-speaking person to tell me where the pool is?!. "Lost in translation" has officially become my life's tagline.
- Evening (aka Food and the "Why Am I So Tired?" Question): Found the pool! It's lovely! Did a little swim, relaxed for a moment. Okay, feeling slightly less panicked, and more relaxed. Found a street vendor selling something that looked like noodles. Decided to go for it. Holy. Moly. Chili. Burns. My. Mouth. I thought I loved spicy food. Apparently, Thai spicy food is a whole other level. Tears streaming down my face. I could barely speak, but the food was amazing. So tasty and refreshing
- Night (aka jet lag and the "What Did I Actually Accomplish Today" Reflection): Back to my room. Jet lag is hitting hard. I can't focus. I can't sleep. Staring at the ceiling fan, wishing I had remembered my noise-canceling headphones. Was any part of today actually relaxing? I'm afraid of the answer to this question.
Day 2: Temple Run & Market Mayhem (and a near-death experience with a Tuk-Tuk)
- Morning (aka The Temple of Doom (and Glorious Beauty)): Woke up, surprisingly, feeling less like a zombie. Today's mission: Wat Phra Mahathat Woramahawihan. This place is stunning! Gold, intricate carvings, the energy is palpable. The sheer scale of everything is humbling. Wandered around, feeling a little bit like Indiana Jones (minus the ripped abs and impeccable hat). The smell of incense is intoxicating. Now I am feeling calm and well.
- Afternoon (aka Market Mayhem and the Mango Sticky Rice Obsession): Hit the city market. Chaos. Glorious, glorious chaos. The colors, the smells, the sheer volume of people… overwhelming, in the best possible way. Tried to haggle for something. Failed miserably, mostly because I butchered the Thai language. I think I may have accidentally offered to sell my left kidney. Whatever, I got my coconut ice cream. (And it was glorious).
- Late Afternoon (aka The Tuk-Tuk Trauma and the "Did I Almost Die?" Question): Decided to be adventurous. Hail a freaking tuk-tuk. Speeding through the streets, the driver was weaving through traffic like he was in a video game! I swear I saw my life flash before my eyes approximately three times. Safe now, but I'm pretty sure I aged a decade during that ride. Next time, feet will be my best friend.
- Evening (aka the Deep Massage and the "I'm Ready for Bed" Plea): Survived the tuk-tuk. Needed a massage to soothe my frazzled nerves. Found a massage place. It was bliss. Thai massage is not for the faint of heart, but totally worth it. Now I could really sleep.
Day 3: The Single-Minded Devotion to the Local Life
- Morning (aka the Big Decision): Okay, let's talk about food. I'm starting to get a little bit more relaxed, and actually feel like I am now starting to enjoy the country. I decided to start eating local food completely. No western food for me!
- Afternoon (aka Local Life): I got up early, to enjoy the best part of the day, the fresh market. I just wandered, I tried some foods, I enjoyed the conversations with people who couldn't speak english. Then, I decided to start to learn Thai.
- Night (aka Sleep, for the love of god, sleep): Oh god… I can't believe I am finally in bed. Today was long, hot, exhausting, and absolutely wonderful. I hope to sleep well.
Day 4: Departure and the "I Don't Want to Leave" Feeling
- All Day: The flight home. Okay, the last day. Sigh. I could stay here, I feel so sad. I made friends, I felt happy, and now this. I guess I will come back again.
- Late Night: On the Airplane to go home. As the plane took off, the memories rushed back, the delicious food, the kind people, the beautiful places. I'm smiling and crying at the same time.
Final Thoughts:
This trip? It was messy. It was challenging. It was at times utterly terrifying. But it was also beautiful, exhilarating, and deeply, deeply human. And despite the near-death experiences and the language barrier face-plants, I loved it. And I absolutely cannot wait until I go back to Nakhon Si Thammarat.
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: English Resotel Nakhon Si Thammarat - FAQ (OMG Edition!)
So, is this place ACTUALLY luxurious, or is it just…kinda fancy? (And let's be real, does 'English' in the name mean I have to be polite all the time?)
Alright, REAL TALK. Luxurious? Oh honey, it's *trying*. It *wants* to be luxurious. And honestly? It mostly succeeds. Think polished marble that gives you a momentary existential crisis about how you'll *ever* live up to its standards. The rooms? Massive! The bedsheets? Like sinking into a cloud made of pure, unadulterated bliss. I literally face-planted on that bed the second I got in and maybe... JUST MAYBE... drooled a little. Don't judge. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
And the "English" thing? Nah, you don't have to curtsy every five seconds. They call it "English" presumably because the owner's fond of all things England, judging by the odd collection of antique tea sets that I'm pretty sure are actually older than my grandma's knitting needles. You can be yourself. Though, maybe ditch the loud karaoke at 3 AM. (I'm looking at you, person in the next room...or, rather, the *very* sound-proofed next room.)
The Pool! Is it as Instagrammable as it looks? Because let's be honest, that's a HUGE selling point.
Okay, so the pool. The *pool*. It’s… stunning. Seriously. Picture perfect. The kind of pool that makes you question your life choices and whether or not you *deserve* to be there. It's all sleek lines, turquoise water, and strategically placed palm trees. YES, it's Instagrammable. I spent a good hour trying to get the perfect shot, failing miserably because I'm about as photogenic as a grumpy cat. But the *feeling*? Amazing. Floating in that water, with the sun beating down, and a (non-judgemental) cocktail in hand… pure bliss. Pure, unadulterated, self-indulgent bliss.
The Food! Is it actually good or just fancy-looking? I need sustenance, not just pretty plates.
This is where things get…interesting. The breakfast buffet is a work of art. Seriously, it's a visual feast. Little pastries, perfectly arranged fruit, eggs Benedict that actually *looked* like they should be in a food magazine. BUT...and there's always a "but," isn't there? The first morning, I went a little wild. Grabbed everything in sight. I’m talking two plates of crispy bacon, a mountain of pancakes, and a fruit selection that would make a health guru weep with joy. Then… the food coma hit. Hard. I spent the next three hours horizontal, contemplating the meaning of life and the existential dread of needing more coffee. It's a lesson learned, folks. Pace yourselves.
The dinner at the hotel restaurant was good. Not *mind-blowing*, but solid. The presentation, of course, was impeccable. I had this amazing grilled fish dish that was perfectly cooked. My only critique? I'm still working out what the tiny foam on the side was supposed to be. I think it was basil, or something... I'm still unsure. But hey, overall a decent experience.
What's the Wi-Fi situation? Because, priorities. Can I Instagram all day?
The Wi-Fi is... mostly reliable. I had a few moments of despair during my stay. You know, those moments where you just *need* to update your Instagram story but the internet is doing its best impression of a snail? It's fine, but don't expect lightning-fast download speeds. Uploading that killer pool pic might take a few minutes. Just use the time to appreciate the view. Or, you know, contemplate your life choices. Either way, the Wi-Fi is a minor annoyance, not a deal-breaker.
What about the staff? Are they snooty, or actually helpful?
The staff? Generally lovely! They are polite, attentive, and genuinely seem to want you to have a good time. I had a minor issue with my air conditioner one night (it decided to launch a full-scale ice age right above my head). Within minutes, someone was there to fix it. They were also super helpful with recommendations for local restaurants and things to see and do. They really go the extra mile. Though, I did catch one of the housekeeping staff sneaking a pastry from the breakfast buffet into the back room. I couldn't judge. That bacon was *delicious*.
Okay, spill the tea. What was the *weirdest* thing you experienced? Give me the dirt!
Alright, buckle up. The weirdest thing? Okay, so one night, I decided to have a late-night swim in the pool. It was after midnight, completely serene. I had the whole place to myself. I was floating on my back, gazing at the stars, totally content…and then I heard… *bagpipes*. Yes. Bagpipes. Coming from somewhere in the hotel grounds. Now, this is Nakhon Si Thammarat, Thailand. Not Scotland. I swear I nearly choked on a mouthful of water. I scrambled out of the pool, convinced I was dreaming, or possibly hallucinating from a lack of sleep. I spent the next hour wandering around trying to find the source of the bagpipe music. And guess what? I NEVER FOUND IT. It was like a phantom bagpiper, serenading the Thai night with mournful Scottish melodies. That's my story. Take it or leave it.
Is Nakhon Si Thammarat itself... worth visiting, or is this place the only good part?
This is a tough one. Nakhon Si Thammarat is… an experience. It's not the bustling tourist hub like some other Thai destinations. It's more… authentic. There are beautiful temples which are nice to visit and a bustling local market where I got totally lost and ended up buying a durian. Let me tell you, the smell got intense in the hotel. Worth it? Depends on your travel style. If you want pristine beaches and constant entertainment, maybe not. If you want a taste of real Thailand, away from the crowds and the chaos? Then absolutely. And English Resotel? It's a luxurious (mostly) oasis in the heart of it all. It helped me find some much needed respite from a hectic itinerary, I’m not gonna lie.
Should I stay here? Am I going to regret it? Tell it to me straight!
Okay, here's the deal, from a weary traveler to you: You probably won’t regret it. Unless you hate comfy beds, stunning pools, and generally being pampered. Maybe if you're on a super-strict budget, or if you’re allergic to fancy foams, the price tag is going to sting a little. But the overall experienceFind Hotel Now
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