Dubai's HOTTEST New Hotel: First Look at Jumeirah Village Circle's Hidden Gem!
Dubai's HOTTEST New Hotel: First Look at Jumeirah Village Circle's Hidden Gem!
Dubai's HOTTEST New Hotel: First Look at Jumeirah Village Circle's (Un)Hidden Gem! - A Chaotic Review
Okay, people, buckle up. This isn't your glossy, perfectly-edited travel blog. This is ME, fresh off a stay at Jumeirah Village Circle's "hidden gem" (apparently, the secret's out – the place was BUZZING!), ready to spill the (perfectly sanitized) tea. This is going to be a long one - so grab a coffee, settle in, and prepare for a rollercoaster of pros, cons, and my own personal neuroses about room service.
First Impressions (and a Minor Panic Attack):
Pulling up to the hotel, the aesthetic is… modern. Think sleek lines, lots of glass, and an overwhelming sense of "I hope I don't spill anything fancy on myself." The valet parking was a breeze – bless – which is always a good start. Finding the entrance, however? Not so smooth. Signage? Could be better. I spent a good five minutes wandering around in circles, feeling like a lost pigeon. Eventually, I stumbled upon the doors, and the (impeccably dressed) doorman thankfully rescued me.
Accessibility (and My Dreadfully Inflexible Knees):
Let's be honest, accessibility is HUGE for everyone. And while I thankfully don't require a wheelchair, I could appreciate the effort. Elevators? ✅ Wide corridors? ✅ I did see some rooms specifically designed, which is a massive plus. Now, my knees? They're a different story. Stairs? Avoid at all costs. Thankfully, everything seemed accessible. The staff were super helpful, making sure everything was easy.
The Room: Pretty, But Does it Have Enough Pillows? (Spoiler: Yes!):
Okay, the rooms themselves are gorgeous. Seriously. Clean lines, elegant decor… made me feel vaguely inadequate because my apartment looks like a bomb exploded in a thrift store. I was in a non-smoking room (hallelujah!), and the air conditioning was a GODSEND in the Dubai heat. Air conditioning, check. Blackout curtains? Check. Essential for those of us who like to sleep until noon, obviously.
Internet Access:
This is where I start to sound like my grumpy old uncle. The Wi-Fi was… fine. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, yes! The speed? Occasionally… sluggish. I’m used to lightning-fast internet at home… so it's not perfect, but did work. Internet access [wireless], check. Good for streaming, but if you're reliant on the internet for work… consider the more reliable LAN connection, which is also available, thank goodness.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Weakness):
Alright, let’s talk food. This is where the hotel REALLY shines. Multiple restaurants, a poolside bar, and a coffee shop… it's a foodie's paradise (or a dieter’s nightmare, depending on your perspective).
- Restaurants: The main restaurant offered both buffet and a la carte options. The breakfast buffet was AMAZING. Think: international cuisine galore (Asian? Yep. Western? Double yep) They even had a dedicated vegetarian section! The coffee? Top-tier. I'm a sucker for really excellent coffee.
- Room Service (Yes, the italics are intentional): A 24-hour room service menu is a staple of my hotel experience. And I may or may not have ordered everything on the dessert menu at 2 am. Don't judge me! The food arrived promptly, was perfectly presented, and tasted divine. Points for the late-night cravings, the impeccable timing, and the absolute joy of eating dessert in a bathrobe with the air conditioning blasting. The menu was decent, if not stellar, and it does feature alternative meal arrangements.
- Poolside Bar: This place was a vibe. Cocktails, snacks, and stunning views of the pool. Happy hour? You bet. The food was good for a snack bar.
Now for the Little Things:
- Cleanliness and Safety: This is where the hotel truly excels. Hygiene is clearly a priority. Hand sanitizer stations were everywhere. Disinfection in common areas happened daily (I saw it), and there was a noticeable effort to maintain physical distancing. They also have anti-viral cleaning products
- For the Kids: They had babysitting services and kid-friendly amenities to enjoy.
- Services and Conveniences: From daily housekeeping to a concierge service, they’ve got you covered. I appreciate the daily housekeeping. Doormen are always a plus. The concierge was helpful and easy to find.
- Getting Around: Airport transfers were available, as were taxis and car parks.
Ways to Relax (And my Near-Death Experience in the Sauna):
Okay, so the hotel has a MASSIVE spa. I’m talking sauna, steam room, pool with a view (gorgeous), and enough treatments to make your head spin. Fitness center? Check. Spa/sauna? Check. Massage? Check.
- My Near-Death Sauna Experience: The sauna was hot. Like, "I think my internal organs are melting" hot. I lasted about five minutes before I had to dramatically stumble out, gasping for air. Clearly, I am not a sauna person.
- The Pool: The outdoor pool was stunning. The view was perfect. The water was cool and refreshing. Could have happily spent all day lounging there.
Things to potentially improve upon:
- Signage: Better signage is needed, especially for first-time visitors.
- Wi-Fi Speed: While generally fine, improvements to the Wi-Fi speed would be appreciated.
The Verdict (Because You're Probably Still Reading):
Jumeirah Village Circle's "hidden gem" is… pretty damn good. The rooms are luxurious, the food is excellent, the staff is attentive, and the commitment to cleanliness is impressive. There are definitely moments where I paused at how amazing it was; from the rooms, the staff, all!
But listen, do NOT stay here if you are trying to be on a diet.
My Emotional Reaction (Good or Bad):
I left feeling relaxed. The overall experience was great. Dubai is one of my favorites. Will I return? ABSOLUTELY.
Final, Unsolicited Advice:
Book it. Seriously. But if you do, bring your appetite (and maybe skip the sauna if you’re a wimp like me).
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into a Dubai adventure at The First Collection at Jumeirah Village Circle. This ain't gonna be your perfectly curated, Instagram-filtered travel plan. This is the REAL DEAL. Prepare for some glorious chaos.
Day 1: Arrival, Altitude Adjustments (and a Whole Lot of Hummus)
- 4:00 AM (ish) – Oh dear God, the alarm. This is why I hate mornings. Ugh. Airport. Flight. Dubai. Already regretting everything. Especially the 3 am wake up call. Note to self: next time, demand a chauffeur. Or a personal assistant who likes mornings.
- 10:00 AM (Dubai Time) – Arrive at Dubai International Airport (DXB). The heat hits you like a brick wall. Seriously, I swear I could FEEL my pores opening. Immigration? Surprisingly smooth. Maybe it's the sheer exhaustion talking.
- 11:00 AM – Taxi ride to The First Collection. Okay, first impressions? The hotel lobby is… sleek. Too sleek? It's very "minimalist chic" which basically means "slightly boring, but expensive."
- 12:00 PM – Check-in. Apparently, my room isn't ready yet. "A slight delay, madam." Translation: you're stuck waiting in this sterile lobby. Fine. I'll wander. I need a coffee. Actually, scratch that, I need a gallon of coffee.
- 12:30 PM – Finally, room ready! I get to my room, which actually has a view of… another building. Okay, less than thrilled, but hey, a room is a room. The bed looks comfy, and I'm already plotting a quick nap.
- 1:00 PM – Post-nap. Okay, I'm starving. Time to seek out some sustenance!
- 1:30 PM – Okay, here we go, first meal in Dubai! Wandered into a local spot close to the hotel. I ordered a plate of hummus, falafel, and, well, basically everything. The hummus? Divine. Creamy, perfect, and I may have licked the bowl. No regrets. The heat and exhaustion were forgotten on the very first bite.
- 3:00 PM - Pool time at the hotel. The pool area? Very Instagram-worthy, I will admit. I tried to get some pictures, but the sun's glare made it impossible.
- 5:00 PM - Stumbled back to my room for another nap. Jet lag is real, folks.
Day 2: Desert Dreams (and a Camel named Kevin?)
- 9:00 AM – Breakfast. Hotel breakfast buffet: average. Nothing to write home about but the food was free, and breakfast is breakfast.
- 10:00 AM – Okay, today's the day! Desert safari booked! I'm equal measures excited and terrified of the dune bashing.
- 3:00 PM – Desert Safari Time! Okay, the dune bashing was incredible. Terrifying, but INCREDIBLE. My stomach did a few acrobatics, but the view from the top of those dunes was worth it. The sand was so fine, like walking on powdered sugar.
- 5:00 PM – After dune bashing a camel ride (apparently the camels are used to tourists, although I could feel a little bit of judgement, and perhaps some disdain, from my camel, Kevin.) I may have gotten slightly sunburnt.
- 7:00 PM – Dinner at the desert camp. Belly dancing show. Okay, maybe slightly cliché, but hey, I’m in Dubai! The food was good, the atmosphere was festive, and I may or may not have attempted a few belly dancing moves of my own. Let's just say, I'm better at eating than dancing.
Day 3: City Slickin' & Burj Al Arab's Breeze (and a Slight Existential Crisis)
- 9:00 AM – Okay, let's try this again: Breakfast. Hotel breakfast buffet: still average. Coffee, though, is getting better. Small wins!
- 10:00 AM – Dubai Mall. HUGE. Overwhelming. So many luxury brands that I can’t even dream of affording. Still, fascinating people-watching. I feel like I’m a character in "Crazy Rich Asians," but with a much smaller bank account.
- 12:00 PM – The fountain show. Pretty. Overwhelming. Crowd. But, hey, I'm here.
- 1:00 PM – Quick lunch at a restaurant in the mall. Now, I have to buy things for the kids (that's a good excuse, right?).
- 3:00 PM – Burj Al Arab. The sail-shaped hotel. Gorgeous. Did I manage to get inside for a fancy high tea? Nope. Did it look like a million dollars? Absolutely. Did I experience a slight pang of 'am I even good enough to be here?' Maybe. But hey, at least I saw it!
- 6:00 PM – Back to the hotel. Time to relax, get ready for the night and reflect. Oh, and maybe order room service.
Day 4: Souk Surprises & Spiced Adventures (and a Lost Phone!)
- 9:00 AM – Still recovering from the previous day's craziness. Breakfast? You guessed it. Average.
- 11:00 AM – Gold Souk and Spice Souk. The Gold Souk? Bling, bling, everywhere! So much gold! I couldn’t afford anything, but it was dazzling. The Spice Souk however, I could afford, and I bought a mountain of spices, promising myself to actually cook something other than instant noodles when I get home.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch at a small Emirati restaurant. So many flavors! I am starting to feel like a complete food fiend.
- 2:00 PM – Oh dear. Phone is missing. Commence scrambling, panic, and a futile search of every pocket and bag. After a full hour of sweating, crying, I realized it must have dropped somewhere. The phone was lost in the souk! (Don't worry, I found it eventually. Disaster averted!).
- 4:00 PM – Relaxing by the pool again. A little less enthusiastic about taking pictures. The sun is still beating down on me and I need to plan the souvenir shopping.
Day 5: Farewell Dubai (and an Overdue Detox)
- 7:00 AM – Wake up. Ugh, time to pack. (I hate packing.)
- 8:00 AM – Final breakfast at the hotel. (Still average.)
- 9:00 AM – Quick shopping for the family.
- 11:00 AM – Check-out. Goodbye, First Collection! You were… an experience. I'd give you a solid 7 out of 10.
- 12:00 PM – Airport. Goodbye, Dubai. You’ve been a whirlwind of heat, luxury, and delicious food. I’m exhausted, slightly burnt, and broke. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world (okay, maybe a slightly less exhausting world).
- To do list:
- Learn how to resist buying overpriced things.
- Master the art of perfect hummus.
- Find someone who enjoys mornings enough to act as a travel companion.
- Plan my next trip, because let’s be honest, the travel bug has bitten me HARD.
- 10:00 PM – Back home! Exhausted, sunburnt, and in desperate need of a detox. But also, already dreaming of the next adventure.
Dubai's Hottest New Hotel: Jumeirah Village Circle's (Sort Of) Hidden Gem – FAQs (and My Brain Dump!)
Okay, spill! What IS this "Hidden Gem" anyway? And is it REALLY hidden?
Alright, alright, buckle up. It's that new hotel in Jumeirah Village Circle – the one that *looks* like it should be on the Palm, but instead, it's nestled amongst the roundabouts and, uh, construction sites of JVC. "Hidden Gem" might be overdoing it a *tiny* bit. Let's be honest, you practically trip over the place if you're driving around JVC looking for the right exit (which, let's be real, everyone has done at least once). But the ambition, the shimmer... yeah, it's got potential. Think a swanky, modern vibe with a serious emphasis on "pool life" (more on that later... my tan lines are still screaming).
Is it actually good? Seriously, is it worth the hype? Because Dubai is *not* short on hotels.
Okay, here's the unvarnished truth... it's complicated. The rooms? Gorgeous. Slick, clean lines. That "Instagrammable" aesthetic? On point. I mean, I practically *lived* in my robe for the first twelve hours just taking selfies. But the service? Okay, let's just say there were a *few* teething issues. Like, I ordered room service, and two hours later, despite *multiple* frantic calls, I got a plate of cold fries. Cold fries! The tragedy! Did I almost weep? Maybe. Is it worth the hype? Depends. If you're chasing the perfect Insta pic and forgiving of, shall we say, "service nuances," go for it. If you're a high-maintenance hotel snob (guilty!), maybe wait a couple of months for the kinks to get ironed out.
Tell me about the rooms! Are they as fancy as they look in the pictures?
Oh, the rooms... they are *gorgeous*. Seriously. Think minimalist chic meets seriously plush comfort. Big, fluffy beds that practically swallow you whole. Rain showers that could wash away your sins (or at least the grime of a Dubai summer). And the views! Okay, so maybe the view from *my* room was a particularly charming construction site (building cranes are the new palm trees, I guess?), but still! The decor is all crisp whites and tasteful greys, with pops of color that are just... *chef's kiss*. My only minor complaint? The lighting. It’s all very mood lighting. So, *very* romantic... if you don't actually want to, you know, *see* what you're doing. Applying makeup in there was a challenge.
Was there a mini-bar? And what kind of goodies did it have? Crucial intel here.
Okay, let's get down to the **real** important stuff. Yes, there *is* a mini-bar. And it's pretty well-stocked! (Although, I may or may not have accidentally consumed all the mini-bar chocolates in one sitting. Judge me if you must.) They had the usual suspects: soft drinks, juices, and... well, let's just say a few options for those looking to "wind down" after a long day of poolside lounging. The prices, of course, were... uh... Dubai prices. Let's just say I considered a pre-emptive grocery run next time.
The Pool. Everyone's talking about the pool. What's the deal? Is it *the* highlight?
The pool... OH. MY. GOD. The pool is everything. Seriously, it's the hotel's *raison d'être*. It's sprawling, it's gorgeous, it's perfectly positioned for maximum sun exposure. And the vibe? Pure, unadulterated, luxury chill. Think sleek sunbeds, attentive staff (who mostly know how to mix a decent cocktail – another minor hiccup!). It's where I spent approximately 90% of my waking hours. I'm not even kidding. I became one with the pool. I may have even considered building a small, cardboard home by the pool. The only problem? Finding a sunbed. It's a competitive sport. Think Hunger Games, but with more designer swimwear and fewer bows and arrows. Get there early, people. *Really* early.
Was the pool temperature bearable in Dubai's scorching heat?
Okay, this is important. The pool temperature... was *divine*. Think perfectly chilled, refreshing oasis. Because it's Dubai, they *obviously* have climate control. It was the most refreshing thing imaginable. Even the slightest breeze felt like a gift from the gods. However, I would like to add one minor point, and I cannot emphasize this enough: *bring sunscreen*. I looked like a lobster after the first day. A very fashionable, poolside-sunburnt lobster, mind you, but a lobster nonetheless.
What about the food? Any recommendations? Or nightmares I should avoid?
Okay, the food... it's a mixed bag. The breakfast buffet was decent. Standard hotel fare, lots of options, but nothing that *blew my mind*. The coffee, however, was surprisingly good! Which is a huge win in my book. I tried the poolside restaurant for lunch, and it was... okay. Overpriced, but edible. The biggest culinary highlight? The ice cream cart they brought around in the afternoon! Seriously, that ice cream was the stuff of dreams. Run! Don’t walk! And as for nightmares to avoid? I'm still trying to forget about the "specialty" burger I ordered from room service. Let's just say it wasn't a Michelin-star experience.
Room Service, ah, the great leveller of all hotels. How was it?
Oh, room service. My nemesis. It's a gamble, really. Sometimes you win (that ice cream!), sometimes you lose (the cold fries!). The menu looked promising, lots of variety, but the execution? Let's just say they need some serious training. The delays were maddening, the orders were often wrong, and one time, they forgot the cutlery. Cutlery! How am I supposed to eat a burger (the good one, thankfully) without cutlery? I improvised, obviously. But that's a story for another time. Let's just say I left a very detailed note on that feedback card.
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