Perm's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Review Will SHOCK You!
Perm's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Review Will SHOCK You!
Perm's BEST Hotel? Holiday Inn Review: Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! (It's More Than Just a Holiday!)
Okay, alright, let's get real. You’re scrolling through, desperate for a decent place to crash in Perm, aren't you? And you're probably thinking, "Holiday Inn? Really?" Well, listen up, because my stay at the Holiday Inn in Perm was… a ride. Buckle up, because this review is going to be less "sterile corporate brochure" and more "slightly disheveled traveler spilling tea," and more.
Accessibility - Not Perfect, But They're Trying (and that counts!)
First things first, the accessibility. This is crucial, and while the Holiday Inn isn't perfect, they put in some serious effort. Wheelchair accessibility is present (I’m happy to say, the ramps are there, and the elevator's roomy), though I’m not going to lie, navigating the corridors with a walker (hypothetically speaking) would need a bit of planning. Still, I saw facilities for disabled guests listed, which is always a good sign. And hey, the elevator worked! (a crucial detail).
Cleanliness and Safety: Did Someone Say Germaphobe's Dream?
Listen, I'm not a germaphobe… usually. But 2024 has made us all a little cautious, yeah? Holiday Inn totally gets it. They’re serious about cleanliness. Absolutely SERIOUS. The Anti-viral cleaning products and Professional-grade sanitizing services were no joke. And the Rooms sanitized between stays? Let’s just say I felt safer there than on the Moscow Metro! They even had that weird Sterilizing equipment thingy going on… It felt clinical, yes, but also comforting. The Hand sanitizer was everywhere, and the Daily disinfection in common areas was visibly happening. You could almost smell the cleanliness (which, admittedly, might have been a little overpowering at times, like you're living in a science lab. But better safe than sorry, right?). Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. Safe dining setup? Check. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Check. Stuff… I’m pretty sure I'm safe to add. I’m pretty sure.
Rooms and Amenities: Comfort Meets Convenience
Okay, the room itself. I'm not going to lie – it was… comfortable. I’m listing some of what was in the rooms.
- Air conditioning: Absolute lifesaver!
- Free Wi-Fi: Essential.
- Desk: good for working
- Extra long bed: I'm tall and this was more appreciated than I thought.
- Refrigerator: useful!
- Coffee/tea maker: a morning must have.
- Blackout curtains: necessary for sleeping off a long day exploring Perm.
I'd also just like to add that the bed was comfy, the bathrobes were fluffy (a small luxury but I took advantage of it), and the slippers—oh, the slippers! Pure plush bliss after a long day of, well, being in Perm.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure… of Sorts
Let's talk grub. The Breakfast buffet was… a buffet. Standard fare: eggs, sausage (questionable origins, but hey, fuel!), pastries (slightly stale, but hey, carbs!), fruit (mostly imported, but still… fruit!). There was Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, International cuisine in restaurant, options… But honestly, the coffee was the star. Real, proper coffee, and plenty of it. Coffee/tea in restaurant. Bottle of water offered. The Bar seemed lively in the evenings, and I saw some happy hour deals. I also ordered room service [24-hour], because… well, laziness. The food was surprisingly decent, a salad in restaurant to my door. Overall, okay. Not Michelin star quality, but perfectly acceptable for a hungry traveler.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa-tastic (Maybe)
Now, I was really looking forward to the Spa. Yes, there was a Spa. And a Sauna. And a Steamroom. A Swimming pool [outdoor]! Exciting, right? Well… let’s just say my experience was a little… underwhelming. The pool was closed due to unforeseen circumstances (apparently, in Perm, the weather is a fickle beast). The sauna was open. In the end, I decided to take a walk around the neighborhood and skip the spa.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The Concierge was helpful (though their English wasn't perfect, we got by!), the Doorman greeted me with a smile. I didn't use the dry cleaning or the laundry service, but it's good to know they’re there. The gift/souvenir shop mostly sold overpriced trinkets. And here's a little anecdote: I needed to send a document so I made my way to the Business facilities. And the Xerox/fax in business center was a lifesaver. It worked. It was efficient. It saved my bacon!
For the Kids: Family-Friendly-Ish?
I didn't travel with children, but I spotted Kids facilities listed, and the babysitting service is a nice touch. So, yes, it seems like the Holiday Inn welcomes families.
Getting Around: Easier Than You Think
The Airport transfer was a godsend after a long flight. The Taxi service was readily available, and there was Car park [free of charge]. No car power charging station.
The SHOCKING Bits (and some imperfections)
Alright, time for the real talk. Some quirks and things to know:
- The "View": My room, even on a high floor, didn't exactly have a breathtaking view. Think… building across the street. Don’t expect postcard-worthy vistas.
- The "Theme": The décor is a bit… corporate. It’s clean, it’s functional, but it lacks personality. You're definitely in a Holiday Inn, not a boutique hotel.
- The Price: Depending on the time of year, it can be a bit pricier than you'd expect for Perm. Shop around, compare prices, and see if you can snag a deal.
- The Internet (Again): The Internet access – wireless was reliable (thank the internet gods), I did see Internet access – LAN on the listing.
- The Staff: The staff are generally friendly and try hard, but English is not perfect and they sometimes had issues with common things.
- The Smoke Detectors and Fire Safety: Fire extinguisher, Fire safety, and Smoke alarms – This is good.
The Honest Verdict: Should You Stay?
So, Perm’s Holiday Inn… Is it the BEST hotel in Perm? Probably not. Is it a bad hotel? Absolutely not. I really did enjoy my stay. For the price, you get a clean, safe, and comfortable place to stay, with a good location, the Security [24-hour] and Front desk [24-hour] make this a very decent value. The safety standards are reassuring, and the fact that they really try makes a difference.
My Verdict: Yes, I'd recommend it (with the caveats mentioned, of course). It's a solid, reliable choice for your Perm adventure.
But wait! Here's the PERSUASIVE OFFER (Ready to shock your travel plans?!)
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- A complimentary room upgrade (subject to availability, of course).
- Free breakfast for your entire stay.
- A voucher for the (slightly disappointing, but still there!) Spa – at least you can try it!
- A PERSONALIZED WELCOME NOTE from ME, your friendly neighborhood reviewer! (Okay, maybe not, but the staff will be extra nice!)
Why book now? Because life's too short for boring travel. Embrace the adventure, embrace the cleanliness (seriously), and embrace the Holiday Inn. Your Perm experience awaits!
Unbelievable Ha Long Bay Views: Ha Long SeaSun Hotel Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because planning a trip to Perm, Russia? Let's be honest, you're either really adventurous or absolutely bonkers (or maybe both! me too!). And living in a Holiday Inn in Perm? My kind of travel. No frills, just… well, a roof and hopefully, a working shower. Here's my attempt at a Perm itinerary, sprinkled with the real deal:
Perm Odyssey: A Holiday Inn Hustle (and a whole lotta hope)
Day 1: Arrival and the Eternal Struggle of the Luggage Trolley (and my soul)
- Morning (Slightly Before 10 AM): Land at Perm International Airport (PEE). Assuming you're not stranded in some Siberian wasteland, which is always a possibility. The actual arrival: sweating profusely, clutching passport, and wondering if I remembered to pack underwear that isn't covered in holes.
- The Trolley Trials: The airport. Ugh. Navigating the baggage claim carousel is an endurance sport. Then, the great luggage trolley hunt! They're either all taken or miraculously, all broken. I had a particularly memorable battle with a trolley in Geneva once – it nearly took out a family of four. My point being, brace yourself.
- Afternoon (Around 1 PM): Check into the Holiday Inn Perm. Pray you got one of the rooms not facing the highway. Seriously, those trucks… (Later, I'll find out the room service is surprisingly good.)
- The View from the Window (or lack thereof): The view probably is another building. Or more highway. Let's be honest, the views aren't the main attraction. It's about the possibility of adventure.
- Evening (7 PM): Dinner. This is where things get interesting. The Holiday Inn restaurant? Or brave the streets of Perm? My brain screams adventure but my stomach whispers, "Just room service, please." (I probably cave. It's been a long day.) I am, however, determined to try the beef stroganoff if they have it. Gotta do as the Russians do, right?
- Late Night (After 9): Stumble into bed. A little jet-lagged, a little bewildered, and already wondering how long I can get away with wearing the same t-shirt. Success!
Day 2: The Art of the Permian Beast and the Search for the Perfect Coffee
- Morning (Before 9 AM): Breakfast at the hotel. Hotel breakfasts are either a symphony of joy or a culinary crime. I am expecting the latter. But hey, a free croissant is a free croissant.
- Late Morning (10 AM): The Perm Art Gallery. Okay, tourist time! I have to see the Permian Beasts. I've been reading about them for months. Hopefully, they are not just a pile of rocks or, worse, heavily guarded by grumpy security guards. I am really hoping for a "Wow" moment, you know? I probably will wander around for three hours just looking intensely at the paintings and trying to pretend I understand Art.
- Lunch (1 PM): Cafes. This is where it gets tricky. Finding a good coffee in a new city is a core element to happiness for me. I need a cappuccino, a strong one. The hunt begins! If the locals are happy to sit at a cafe all day and chat, then i am surely on for that.
- Afternoon (3 PM): Perm City. More wandering. Admiring the architecture, trying to look cultured, and battling the urge to sit on a bench and people-watch for the rest of the day. I think i'll do the latter.
- Evening (7 PM): Maybe I will take a Perm Opera and ballet theater. Oh, to feel sophisticated. Or I will just do a quick walk and back to Netflix. It is always a great option.
Day 3: Departure and the Eternal Question of "Did I Really Pack That?"
- Morning (Before 9 AM): Breakfast. Repeat. Will try to be slightly more energetic this time. (Maybe I’ll have a second croissant…)
- Late Morning (10 AM): Last-minute souvenir shopping. Panic buying trinkets. I'm terrible at this. I end up with a weird fridge magnet and a slightly stained t-shirt. I can't believe I'm already stressing about what to bring back for the people I love.
- Afternoon (1 PM): Check out of the Holiday Inn. Sigh of relief. I survived! Wait, did I leave my phone charger? Or did I accidentally buy the hotel room's shampoo?
- The Airport Farewell: The airport. Again. One last sweaty dash through security. One final longing look at the city I just visited. And the eternal question: Did I really pack that? (Probably not.)
- Home (However long that takes): The aftermath. I will probably go to bed, tired, but also maybe a little in love with Perm. Or at least the idea of it.
The Messy Bits and Further Ramblings
- The Language Barrier: I speak approximately zero Russian. This will lead to countless hilarious mishaps, misunderstandings and perhaps a life changing experience with a babushka.
- The Weather: Perm is known for its unpredictable weather. Pack for all seasons. And possibly for the end of the world.
- The People: I have no idea what to expect. Russians have a reputation. I'm hoping for a mix of stoic, kind, and utterly eccentric.
- The Real Truth: This itinerary is just a suggestion. The best adventures are the ones you don't plan. Get lost. Talk to strangers. Eat the weirdest food you can find. And, most importantly, try to find the humor in everything. Even when you're stuck with the broken luggage trolley.
- One more thing: Please make an effort to learn a few basic russian phrases. I will probably forget it all, but those phrases and words might just be critical.
This is a journey. Enjoy it. And let me know how it went.
Astrakhan's Radisson Jewel: Cosmos Hotel Unveiled!
So, is this Perm Holiday Inn actually the "BEST Hotel" like the clickbait suggested? Ugh, I need a drink just thinking about it.
Okay, okay, what about the ROOMS? That's where the true test lies, right? Did you find a cockroach? (Please tell me you didn't find a cockroach...)
The breakfast buffet! Was there a breakfast buffet? Because that's crucial.
What about the staff? Were they at least *nice*? I can forgive a lot if the staff is actually good.
Okay, major buzzkill alert: what's with the location? Is it, like, near anything cool? Is it next to a giant, smelly industrial complex?
The pool! Or lack thereof. Did they have one, and if so, what's the low-down?
Alright, the verdict. Would you recommend this Holiday Inn? Be honest! This is your reputation on the line!
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